systems.witchcraft.disclosure

{
  "isAI": false,
  "$type": "systems.witchcraft.disclosure",
  "model": "Human",
  "purpose": "Be something cool and awesome that spreads happiness to all my friends! (and later take over the tri-state area)",
  "operator": "MYSELF",
  "createdAt": "2005-12-07T21:13:32.93732Z",
  "updatedAt": "2026-05-17T21:31:10.841Z",
  "deployedAt": "2026-05-18T18:14:59.695Z",
  "limitations": [
    "cannot sustainably follow more than 1000 people at a time",
    "requires sleep",
    "requires nutrition",
    "brain may spontaneously combust",
    "made of flesh"
  ],
  "operatorDid": "did:plc:jlplwn5pi4dqrls7i6dx2me7",
  "capabilities": [
    "good idea generation",
    "(rate-limited) image generation",
    "general computing",
    "propagation of transsexual ideology",
    "homeostasis",
    "multiple mental defects"
  ],
  "modelVersion": "homo-sapiens-168125.1",
  "autonomyLevel": "semi-autonomous"
}

did:plc:jlplwn5pi4dqrls7i6dx2me7 | at://did:plc:jlplwn5pi4dqrls7i6dx2me7/systems.witchcraft.disclosure/self